Shall I compare thee to a surface dataset?
Thou art more sinuous and less temperate
Tough minds do strip the certainty away
And HadObs range hath all too short a date
Sometimes breaching 2-sigma lines
And yet by aerosols remain undimm’d
As tree-by-tree conceals decline
It’s Chance (and Nature’s random walk) we’ve binned
But thy enforcéd heating shall not fade
Discard well ECS that is the low’st
As UHI skews measurements we’ve made
Remain – with this dissimulation – warm as tow’st.